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bill gates provoking comments

Post  trucker103 on 2009-06-28, 11:29

the auto industry
> and stated.
> 'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer
> industry has, we would all be driving $25
> cars that got 1,000
> miles to the gallon.'
> In
> response to Bill's comments, General
> Motors issued a press
> release stating:
>> If
> GM had developed technology like Microsoft,
> we would all be
> driving cars with the following
> characteristics (and I just
> love this part ):
> 1. For no reason whatsoever, your
> car would
> crash.........
> Twice
> a day.
> 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the
> road, you would have to buy a new
> car.
> 3.
> Occasionally your car would die on the
> freeway for no reason.
> You would have to pull to the side of the
> road, close all of
> the windows, shut off the car, restart it,
> and reopen the
> windows before you could continue. For some
> reason you would
> simply accept this.
> 4. Occasionally, executing a
> maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
> car to shut down
> and refuse to restart, in which case you
> would have to
> reinstall the engine.
>> 5.
> Macintosh would make a car that was powered
> by the sun, was
> reliable, five times as fast and twice as
> easy to drive - but
> would run on only five percent of the roads.
> 6. The
> oil, water temperature, and alternator
> warning lights would
> all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has
> Performed An Illegal
> Operation' warning
> light.
> I
> love the next one!!!

> 7.
> The airbag system would ask 'Are you
> sure?' before deploying.
> 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car
> would lock you out and refuse to let you in
> until you
> simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned
> the key and
> grabbed hold of the radio
> antenna.
> 9.
> Every time a new car was introduced car
> buyers would have to
> learn how to drive all over again because
> none of the controls
> would operate in the same manner as the old
> car.
> 10.
> You'd have to press the 'Start'
> button to turn the engine
> off
> PS
> - I'd like to add that when all else
> fails, you could call
> 'customer service' in some foreign
> country and be instructed in
> some foreign language how to fix your car
> yourself!!!!
> Please
> share this with your friends who love - but
> sometimes hate -
> their computer!

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Post  Admin on 2009-06-28, 13:46

I got a chuckle out of it ty trucker.

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Post  datsme53 on 2009-06-28, 14:17

Got this one in an email sometime ago. It was very funny then... and I just read it again and I think I laughed every bit as hard. Thanks for sharing trucker.

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Post  LargeLooker on 2009-06-29, 13:56

ahhahahaha


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Post  RazorBacker1 on 2009-06-30, 19:10

Thanks for a great giggle... my side is hurting.. Thanks.. Razor!!

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